You’re a Norwegian death metal band.
You know everything about everything and want everyone to know it.
You’re a potential stalker.
You have a cat, a camera, and time.
You’re either Southeast Asian, or a creepy older guy that’s really into Southeast Asians.
You’re either a social media “expert” or a failed writer.
You’re a republican.
10. Google +
You work for Google.
First rule of being on Tumblr is don’t talk about Tumblr.
You’re a maverick (and down 20%).