12 Business Tycoons We Would Like To Suck On

Since Sir Richard got an ice cube made in the shape of his face, it got us wondering…what other business tycoons would we like to suck on?

Richard Branson Ice Cubes Chill Virgin Atlantic

1. Pete Cashmore - Mashable

Pete Cashmore is the CEO and founder of the popular blog Mashable. Shh for now, Pete…we’ll read the breaking news later.

2. Sharen Jester Turney - Victoria’s Secret

Sharen Jester Turney, CEO of Victoria’s Secret Megabrand and Intimate Apparel, is a major COUGAR - plus she probably has some hot bedroom attire.

3. Jack Dorsey - Twitter

Jack Dorsey, creator of Twitter and founder/CEO of Square - welcome to the world of Nerd Swag.

4. Sarah Blakely - Spanx

Sarah Blakely, founder of Spanx. There will be Spanxing.

5. Blake Mycoskie - TOMS shoes

Blake Mycoskie, founder TOMS Shoes - a rugged guy who cares, we’ll take him on our own little safari.

6. Jeremy Stoppelman - Yelp

Jeremy Stoppelman, Co-founder/CEO of Yelp. Yelp is right.

7. Andrea Jung - Avon

Andrea Jung, Executive Chairman and former CEO of Avon, either uses the product the way it should be used, or is just naturally sexy. Either way…hawt.

8. Dietrich Mateschitz - Red Bull

Dietrich Mateschitz, Australian DILF and co-founder of Red Bull. Booma-RANG!

9. Stacey Snider - DreamWorks

Stacey Snider, Co-Chairman/CEO of DreamWorks - can we be in one of your movies?

10. Aaron Patzer - Mint

Aaron Patzer, founder of Mint.com. Can we unbutton your shirt more, Aaron? Can you take a look at our assets, Aaron?

11. Tamara Mellon - Jimmy Choo

Tamara Mellon is the former Chief Creative Office, co-founder of Jimmy Choo, and the sexiest woman alive?

12. Chris Cox - Facebook

VP of Product at Facebook, Chris Cox has his poker face on. We can change that, Mr. Cox.

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