Your sweet tooth can thank us later.
“You know what would go great with that? A material belt.”
“Nobody wants side dick…”
“I laughed when they said they were going to be generous and bestow me this wonderful privilege.”
WHY IS HE SO SMOOTH, DAMNIT?
Ooh baby, you like it when I eat mozzarella sticks in bed with you?
“I call myself a born-again feminist,” she tells BuzzFeed News.
Seriously, this is savage.
That’s not a heatwave. This is a heatwave.
“So much for Sunday meal prep.”
#LoveWins, every single time.
Cute top = bad tan lines.
Losing fat isn’t the same thing as losing weight. This is how it all works.
Who sang “Bohemian Rhapsody” better?
Ding ding ding! DING DING DING!
“It’s a huge joy,” his father said.
“Go home mate, ya drunk!”
Twitter threw 50 shades of shade at the erotic romance author.
Glastonbury’s six-week clean-up begins as 177,000 revellers begin heading home.