Everything is pointless and we should all just give up.
Healthier waistlines for them and healthier self-esteem for us growing up.
BuzzFeed News spoke to the 911 dispatcher who claimed to have received the call.
Watch him flawlessly rap “Alphabet Aerobics” on The Tonight Show. A-mazing.
These people just won all of Halloween.
And then never respond to them again.
If you’re ever in need of an advertising slogan, Men Love Fannies is a good place to start.
Because everyone knows clever mugs make your coffee taste even better. Contains some very NSFW crockery.
Fourteen years — and 1 billion cups of coffee — later, check out what the fast-talking residents of Stars Hollow looked like in their early appearances versus today!
If Emma Watson did it, why can’t you?
Can you get through this post without laughing out loud?
SPOILER: It gets better with age. ;) ;)
Warning: After reading this you will need to go to the pub.
All that’s missing is a hot crustacean band.
Eat well with the best of Brum.
Some people think it’s weird Radcliffe is now a romantic lead, but he doesn’t think Emma Watson gets asked the same questions.