“Is four people too many to bring to my IUD insertion?”
“I think Eli was analyzing the game.”
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.
“I’m trying to convince my co-worker to go to lunch so I can eat the Skittle under his desk.”
They work hard, and they own it.
“Bill Nye the Science Guy introduced me to my fiancé.”
“Our scars and our ostomies are our battle wounds we should be wearing with pride.”
The woman has been described as a “star”.
Ashley Graham calls working with the magazine “a dream come true.”
It was…something. And by “something” I mean that all the fashion was tragic and it can never be forgotten.
So you’re not Super Tall…but you’re still tall.
We all took our asses to Red Lobster.
Warning: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART.
“I can’t walk down the aisle at the supermarket without getting stopped,” the girls’ mother said.
“I’m at the level of marriage where ‘getting lucky tonight’ just means we’re having tacos for dinner.”