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Lithuanian mineral water Vytautas is such extreme “Earth juice” that drinking it will give you the power eat a pig sandwiched between two iPads and the amount of fucks you give will actually become less than zero. Or so the ad claims. Best. Mineral. Water. Ad. Ever.
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