• 1. All the pets on your floor vanish mysteriously.

    All the pets on your floor vanish mysteriously.

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  • 2. Dresses up as himself/herself for Halloween every year.

    Dresses up as himself/herself for Halloween every year.

    Source

  • 3. Writes everything ransom note style.

    Writes everything ransom note style.

    Source

  • 4. Claims to be “more of a nighttime person”, then disappears for hours on end.

    Claims to be "more of a nighttime person", then disappears for hours on end.

    Source

  • 5. Takes notes while watching Dexter.

    Takes notes while watching Dexter.

    Source

  • 6. Insists that this is the right way to hang a cross.

    Insists that this is the right way to hang a cross.

    Added bonus: Cross is made out of animal bones. Source

  • 7. Replaces your apartment mini-fridge with an industrial-sized stainless steel one.

    Replaces your apartment mini-fridge with an industrial-sized stainless steel one.

    Source

  • 8. Doesn’t wait until garbage collection day to take the trash out.

    Doesn't wait until garbage collection day to take the trash out.

    Source

  • 9. Wears black because it “hides the dirt stains better”.

    Wears black because it "hides the dirt stains better".

    Source

  • 10. No photos of him/her currently exist.

    No photos of him/her currently exist.

    Source

  • 11. Has bolts on bedroom door.

    Has bolts on bedroom door.

    Source

  • 12. Turns closet into darkroom; no one is allowed to go in or see the pictures.

    Turns closet into darkroom; no one is allowed to go in or see the pictures.

    Source

  • 13. Odd choices of literature.

    Odd choices of literature.

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  • 14. No record of roommate’s existance prior to 2008.

    No record of roommate's existance prior to 2008.

    Source

  • 15. Favorite website is a tie between the Craigslist personals and Google Maps.

    Favorite website is a tie between the Craigslist personals and Google Maps.

    Source

  • 16. Apartment mailbox is filled with bills from medical supply companies, but your roomate is not a doctor or scientist.

    Apartment mailbox is filled with bills from medical supply companies, but your roomate is not a doctor or scientist.

    Source

  • 17. His/her car is an unmarked van.

    His/her car is an unmarked van.

    Source

  • 18. You frequently walk in on him/her polishing his/her collection of knives.

    You frequently walk in on him/her polishing his/her collection of knives.

    Source

  • 19. Won’t take off his/her custom-made leather gloves… ever.

    Won't take off his/her custom-made leather gloves... ever.

    Source

  • 20. Is an expert at getting the apartment spotless on his/her cleaning day.

    Is an expert at getting the apartment spotless on his/her cleaning day.

    Source

  • 21. Orders takeout food under multiple aliases.

    Orders takeout food under multiple aliases.

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  • 22. Allegedly inherited a butcher shop/fleet of delivery vans/warehouse/storage space in undisclosed area from parents.

    Allegedly inherited a butcher shop/fleet of delivery vans/warehouse/storage space in undisclosed area from parents.

    Source

  • 23. Owns ski masks, doesn’t ski.

    Owns ski masks, doesn't ski.

    Source