• Dog Teaches Baby High Five

    Next up: potty training.

  • Velociraptor Home Security

    Do you have a velociraptor contingency plan? You might be cleaning up, home alone after a party when a velociraptor decides to open your backdoor with its nasty claw and screw around in your kitchen. That ADT guy can't help you now!

    Velociraptor Home Security

    Link: xkcd.com

  • Armageddon, Super Mario Style

    Where's a koopa shell when you need one?

    Armageddon, Super Mario Style

    Link: cheezburger.com

  • Arctic Fox Divebomb

    Just because you hunt in the barren arctic tundra doesn't mean you can't do it with a little flair. This is pretty much exactly how I climb into bed after I get home from work.

    Arctic Fox Divebomb

  • Whack-A-Cat

    Kinda like whack-a-mole, but without a mallet (and a whole hell of a lot cuter).

    Whack-A-Cat

    Link: icanhascheezburger.com

  • Squirrel Fights to Protect Buddy's Body from Crows

    A squirrel presumably gets hit by a car and is killed. Cue his squirrel buddy, who comes in to protect his body from scavenging crows. This is squirrel heartbreak, no joke.

  • Harvard Law Student Sends Racist Email to Clarify Racist Comments

    Stephanie Grace, a 3rd year Harvard Law student, sends out an email clarifying her comments at a dinner about how African Americans are genetically predisposed to be dumber. She includes brilliant arguments backing up her assertion, like the Irish being more predisposed to have red hair, African Americans having darker skin, and the fact that her babies would be geniuses and beautiful individuals whether she raises them or gives them to “an orphanage in Nigeria”. If you needed more proof that you can be a total idiot and make it through Harvard Law, this is it.

    Harvard Law Student Sends Racist Email to Clarify Racist Comments

    Link: abovethelaw.com

  • Mascot Backflip Dunk

    If only basketball were this interesting. Cue the youtube videos of half a million college students cracking their skulls trying to imitate it.

  • Homosexual Proclivities of the Animal Kingdom

    Science Buzz In honour of the new gay swan couple at the world's only swannery, a quick look at the more “alternatively lifestyled” species of the animal kingdom. From gay gray whale orgies to monogamous lesbian snow monkeys, the animal kingdom is rife with homosexual antics. Kinda blows the “against nature” argument out of the water.

    • 1. Black Swans

      20% of all pairings are homosexual couples, with a quarter of all black swan families parented by homosexual couples that remain together for years. Male couples occasionally use the services of a female by mating with her, but chase her away once she has laid her eggs, hatching the eggs themselves. Other times, they simply drive heterosexual couples away from their nests and adopt their eggs. So basically they're Michele Buchanan's nightmare swanified. All your heterosexual eggs are belong to us.

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  • Top 10 Most-Complained-About Books In 2009

    Culture Buzz The American Library Association has released their list of the books most challenged by parents in 2009. Apparently parents still think that 1) their kids don't watch television; 2) their kids actually use libraries; and 3) their kids can READ. Of course Twilight makes the list, but surprisingly not because of the shittacular writing.

    • 1. ttyl, ttfn, l8r, g8r (series), by Lauren Myracle

      Reasons: Nudity, Sexually Explicit, Offensive Language, Unsuited to Age Group, Drugs. (Let's pretend for a second that parents actually understand ANY of the acronyms or abbreviations in this thing.)

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