1. Watching a movie isn't the same without an Invention Exchange.
2. This gesture and phrase go together like Crow and Servo:
3. Zap Rowsdower is Canada's greatest hero...
4. ...although you've always wondered if he could beat Mitchell in a drinking contest.
5. You put your faith in Blast Hardcheese.
6. Mr. B Natural is terrifying... and strangely hot.
7. The word "potato" must be pronounced with the proper accent.
Also, you can identify almost anything as a potato.
8. You know exactly how they're saying these words:
9. You can't see this guy without hearing his theme music:
You also hope to one day ascend to Second Banana Heaven.
10. The true meaning of Thanksgiving is to watch cheesy movies all day long.
11. Instead of a White Christmas, you dream of a Patrick Swayze Christmas...
12. ...and a "JOIKE" sweater would make a pretty great (non-joke) gift.
13. Rather than push a button, you order someone else to push the button.
14. The show's never over until the post-credits stinger.
15. This:
