1. Sergio Ramos
He’s so attractive that he’s constantly followed around by a larger blurry version of himself.
2. Gerard Pique
Look at those eyes. You could swim in them.
Bonus: He’s with the hottest woman on the planet, Shakira. That’s got to mean something.
3. Juan Mata
Jeez all these Spanish men, someone take me on holiday now!
4. Cristiano Ronaldo
Ok, I’m going to be honest, he’s not for me, but I know I’d get stick if I didn’t add him into the list. So here he is.
Team: Portugal (Though injuries threaten his participation)
5. Glen Johnson
This defender can defend me any day. Yeah that didn’t really work…
6. Iker Casillas
Another Spanish boy.
I need to get me a timetable of their matches.
7. Olivier Giroud
Google has pictures of him in tiny shorts, but I didn’t want to get you in trouble at work so here’s his handsome face instead.
10. Júlio César
This Brazilian Goalkeeper not only has a name which is almost Julius Caeser, but is also distractingly handsome.
11. Mario Yepes
If you’re into long haired men, this is the footie-hottie (fottie?) for you.
12. Dejan Lovren
I’ll let him off for his use of Beats and instead just stare into his eyes.
13. Ezequiel Lavezzi
Look at that perfectly groomed beard. LOOK AT IT.
14. Kevin Prince-Boateng
This is the picture where his hair looked the least ridiculous. I’ll let him off though.
15. Daniel Davari
This guy is the goalkeeper for Iran. More like my heart. Phwoooarr.
16. Didier Drogba
What? Oh sorry that the only picture I could find of him was with his shirt off…
Team: Ivory Coast