1. First things first, let’s go for a bit of jumping on the bed.
4. If you have a friend in another room, call their room number just because you can.
6. Hang your ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign so you can really make yourself at home.
10. Put on the complimentary shower cap, even though you never, ever use them normally.
12. Put on a bath robe, despite owning but never wearing your own.
14. … and whether you drink tea or not, you have to make some with the tiny kettle.
16. Collect together every freebie you can find.
Even though you may well never use it.