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    31 Things You Think At A Wedding

    The stuff that runs through your head that you probably shouldn't say out loud.

    1. Oh no, I would NOT have picked that dress.

    2. Why do people bring kids to weddings?

    3. Oh it's so emotional! I might accidentally cry.

    4. When is the food?

    5. Okay, this is dragging now.

    6. Yep, now I need to pee.

    7. Not liking those bridesmaid's dresses.

    8. HELLO hot bridesmaid/groomsman.

    9. I wonder if the bride is pregnant?

    10. I am sweating so much right now.

    11. The bride/groom is seriously punching.

    12. ANOTHER GODDAMN HYMN?! (Sorry for taking your name in vain, God.)

    13. OMG how much money did they spend?!

    14. My gift is way smaller than everyone else's...

    15. My wedding will be better than this.

    16. No free bar?!

    17. Am I supposed to make small talk?

    18. Ohh buffets make me so happy!

    19. Hmmm, how much can I fit on this plate?

    20. This DJ sucks! Hold my drink, I'll show them how it's done...

    21. That is some embarrassing dancing.

    22. I can't remember your name but I'll act excited...

    23. Who is that FOX?!

    24. Cut the cake already! I want some cake.

    25. Why do people still have fruit cake for weddings??

    26. Ugh! I feel old...

    27. Am I drunk?

    28. I'm NEVER gonna get married! Waaaaaaaaaaaah

    29. Uh-oh embarrassing parents alert!

    30. Am I drunk enough to dance yet? HELL YEAH

    31. Too much wine. Time to go.