3. You’ll never have to rescue a dog from a tree because of bad decisions making.
4. They’re pretty needy.
And then when you meet their needs, they don’t care.
7. They bring in disgusting ‘gifts.’
Probably to intentionally gross you out.
9. They pretend to be your friend but really they just want to claw and bite you.
12. Got some nice, new furniture? Oh, I think I’ll just scratch it up for you.
14. Cat people try to claim they’re more intelligent than dogs but I’m pretty sure if you were stranded in the mountains, it won’t be a cat that rescues you.
16. And they’re, quite frankly, irrational about having baths.
Actually, dogs are too.
17. They are definitely plotting to kill you.or something.