2. …to get ready for some serious UV-ray blockin’, filthy-looking sexiness, Casablancas-style.
3. So, we all know the dude knows how to work some beaten-up sunnies and leather.
5. And, aww, even downtown rock gods can channel the Facebook photos of middle school girls.
And look damn good doing it.
8. This is his “dressy” leather. How formal!
11. Truly, how could anyone deny the allure of his oily hair, leather jacket, and sunglasses?