Julian Casablancas Is Dumpster Hot

I don’t care what the singer of The Strokes smells like as long as he keeps those sexy sunglasses on.

1. I want YOU…

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2. …to get ready for some serious UV-ray blockin’, filthy-looking sexiness, Casablancas-style.

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3. So, we all know the dude knows how to work some beaten-up sunnies and leather.

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4. But he’s so cool he can make even this happy, radioactive rainbow sweater look ~edgy~.

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5. And, aww, even downtown rock gods can channel the Facebook photos of middle school girls.

And look damn good doing it.

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6. It’s just the kind of guy he is! #julianshrug

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7. Really, though, he’s all about that cowhide.

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8. This is his “dressy” leather. How formal!

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9. His on-the-go look is pretty tight, too.

Julian, what bathroom floor did you wake up on this morning? I wish it had been mine.

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10. And when he incorporates jazzy hair accents into the mix, EVERYBODY WINS.

“It’s called fashion, look it up.”

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11. Truly, how could anyone deny the allure of his oily hair, leather jacket, and sunglasses?

SWOON.

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So, wait, where does Julian find all of this grungy cool-guy gear, anyway?

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