Let's begin with a classic, because you need to get PUMPED right now.
Prepare to conquer as only you know how.
You're about to TAKE ON THE WORLD with no holds barred!
AND GET READY TO DOMINATE.
Because the fact of the matter is, you're a tank, and no one can stop you.
You're going to nail every move with ease.
And you never crack under pressure.
Brush aside anybody in your way. You've got some winning to do.
Things might get a little tough, but it's nothing you can't handle.
Your steez is unbeatable, and, of course, untouchable.
So you're gonna believe in yourself no matter what.
And understand yourself to be the unstoppably powerful dragon that you are.
Truly, the competition doesn't stand a chance.
So realize you're the baddest in the game.
And then revel in your victory, you champion.