2. Anyone who treats these like real instruments.
GOOD AT GUITAR HERO ≠ REAL GUITAR SKILLS.
3. This would-be bluesmaster.
Holy god, those sounds can come out of a real guitar? #horrified #confused #inawe
4. The lady who thinks this is the proper way to hold an axe.
5. The guy who has to make this face to achieve even the simplest chords.
“THE STRAIN OF THIS TOTALLY EASY PROGRESSION IS SOOOO INTENSE, YOU GUYS.”
6. Lil Wayne.
7. The people who don’t quite get that you can’t produce sound from human limbs.
8. Anyone who can’t figure out the most basic function of an amplifier.
9. Whoever this person is.
I mean, what the literal heck is going on here at all?
11. The guy trying to shred some hot licks on a household appliance.
12. Anyone who overly relies on these in order to sound halfway decent.
Wait, are you even playing a melody, or just using five kinds of pedals while you repeatedly pluck the same string?
13. The guy who tried to pull off a cool trick to impress everybody, but really, really didn’t.
15. The cat incapable of playing a simple barre chord.
Come on, little guy, it’s like you’re not even trying!
16. And Fred Durst.
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