2. Anyone who treats these like real instruments.
GOOD AT GUITAR HERO ≠ REAL GUITAR SKILLS.
3. This would-be bluesmaster.
Holy god, those sounds can come out of a real guitar? #horrified #confused #inawe
5. The guy who has to make this face to achieve even the simplest chords.
“THE STRAIN OF THIS TOTALLY EASY PROGRESSION IS SOOOO INTENSE, YOU GUYS.”
6. Lil Wayne.
7. The people who don’t quite get that you can’t produce sound from human limbs.
8. Anyone who can’t figure out the most basic function of an amplifier.
9. Whoever this person is.
I mean, what the literal heck is going on here at all?
11. The guy trying to shred some hot licks on a household appliance.
12. Anyone who overly relies on these in order to sound halfway decent.
Wait, are you even playing a melody, or just using five kinds of pedals while you repeatedly pluck the same string?
13. The guy who tried to pull off a cool trick to impress everybody, but really, really didn’t.
15. The cat incapable of playing a simple barre chord.
Come on, little guy, it’s like you’re not even trying!
16. And Fred Durst.
- Three major U.S. airlines — Delta, American, and United — have banned the transport of big game trophies after the illegal killing of Cecil the lion in Zimbabwe.
- On August 4th, 2011, the death of Mark Duggan — an unarmed black man —at the hands of police officers in north London sparked nationwide riots.
- Two people were killed and at least 22 injured after a circus tent collapsed amid stormy weather Monday evening in New Hampshire.