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Are you ready to experience all of this magic?
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Well, brace yourself (Bruce yourself?), because the Boss is almost too sexy to handle.
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See, he's the right kind of daredevil.
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And he LOVES his fans.
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He gives every performance his all.
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And just look at how seductive he is while reading in bed!
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His smile is pretty much everything.
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The man can work the hell out of a white t-shirt.
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And Bruce's butt in a pair of jeans is nothing short of a holy miracle.
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He's a pro at giving the look.
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Especially while being a PATRIOT.
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There's really just no arguing with Bruce's perfection, so don't even try.
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Because the truth of the matter is really just this.
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And the Boss himself is distinctly aware of this fact, too. As he well should be.
