On the way to the wedding, my mother started hitting on the limo driver, and invited him to my reception (even though she was dating my stepdad, who she had been divorced from, but got back together with). Mid-reception, the limo driver shows up, and my mom disappears. My nephew found them getting it on in the limo. After the reception we ended up back at the hotel, and my mom was supposed to be sharing a room with my teenaged cousin, but no one could find my mom, and we didn’t really want to spend our wedding night with a teenager. We finally found my mom in the parking lot at 2am in the limo driver’s crappy car.