BuzzFeed - "The "Ban Divorce" Act"

I bet spousal abuse and murder will be on the rise...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 21:27:30 -0400

BUZZ: I bet spousal abuse and murder will be on the rise after this. Gotta get rid of 'em some way.

After this gets passed, on to mandatory college...

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 15:23:12 -0400

BUZZ: After this gets passed, on to mandatory college time, mandatory calisthenics, and sugar rationing.

Best idea every. Let them vote away someone...

Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:47:59 -0400

BUZZ: Best idea every. Let them vote away someone else's freedoms for a change.

Actually, Jesus did allow for divorce in the case...

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 21:24:43 -0400

BUZZ: Actually, Jesus did allow for divorce in the case of “unchastity” (Matthew 19:9): And I say to you, whoever divorces his wife, except for unchastity, and marries another commits adultery. Followed by this passage (Matthew 19:10-12): His disciples said to him, “If such is the case of a man with his wife, it is better not to marry.” But he said to them, “Not everyone can accept this teaching, but only those to whom it is given. For there are eunuchs [castrated men] who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Let anyone accept this who can.” In sum: divorce is ok if you're wife is unchaste, but you should really castrate yourself if you can.

That would've really helped this...

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 13:17:22 -0400

Link: http://datedaily.com/news/dating-scoo...

That would've really helped this guy…

Jonathan Swift would be proud.

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 12:24:29 -0400

BUZZ: Jonathan Swift would be proud.

don't you...

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:37:25 -0400

don't you worry

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we have to start taking these assholes seriously....

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 01:06:07 -0400

BUZZ: we have to start taking these assholes seriously. they want an Iran like regime here. Stoning for blasphemy, adultery, etc.

Till death do you part... ...

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 00:51:17 -0400

Till death do you part… Even if we got to friggin chain you up!

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The funny thing is, I can see all the people who...

Fri, 11 Sep 2009 23:02:38 -0400

BUZZ: The funny thing is, I can see all the people who voted for Schwarzenegger just to be ironic (like me!) actually voting for this. Then when it passes, there's a collective “Oh.. shit..”