Way to spend a zillion dollars in grant funding, eggheads. And people ask why we're not on Mars already.

What a loser. The warp nacelles are WAY out of scale with the deflector dish.

I feel like I've seen this in 10,000 places this past week. Sorry Buzzfeed, but you're late.

Pfffft. That doesn't look real AT ALL! Nice try, Fancy Pants, but I'll stick to making the Enterprise out of zit juice and tear soaked tissues.

Live long and prosper, Mr. Speck.