BuzzFeed - "First Look at a CGI Smurf" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:51:22 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Hey, at least this one sorta looks like the... http://www.buzzfeed.com/joeyaristophanes/hey-at-least-this-one-sorta-looks-like-the-3z4w-mzw

Hey, at least this one sorta looks like the original… something that cant be said for 98% of the “cartoon” CG crap out there.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/joeyaristophanes/hey-at-least-this-one-sorta-looks-like-the-3z4w-mzw Wed, 02 Sep 2009 19:15:51 -0400 Hey, at least this one sorta looks like the original... something that cant be said for 98% of the "cartoon" CG crap out there. joeyaristophanes adult So disappointing... http://www.buzzfeed.com/davefriedel/so-disappointing-3z4w-ajs So disappointing…

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/davefriedel/so-disappointing-3z4w-ajs Wed, 02 Sep 2009 16:57:21 -0400 So disappointing... davefriedel adult What I'd like to see is the director who has... http://www.buzzfeed.com/ooo/what-id-like-to-see-is-the-director-who-has-3z4w-23j

What I'd like to see is the director who has the balls to reimagine the smurf mythos through a gritty war movie, complete with shaky documentary camera, some forced occult cannibalism amongst POW's at Gargamel's, and yes, Smurfette fulfilling her needs like any adult smurf woman. (Surprise, though, it's PAINTER Smurf knocking that out! Hefty's actually in the closet. Overcompensates with those barbells).

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ooo/what-id-like-to-see-is-the-director-who-has-3z4w-23j Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:35:36 -0400 What I'd like to see is the director who has the balls to reimagine the smurf mythos through a gritty war movie, complete with shaky documentary camera, some forced occult cannibalism amongst POW's at Gargamel's, and yes, Smurfette fulfilling her needs like any adult smurf woman. (Surprise, though, it's PAINTER Smurf knocking that out! Hefty's actually in the closet. Overcompensates with those barbells). ooo adult Look, if nothing else, this will get us some cool... http://www.buzzfeed.com/ooo/look-if-nothing-else-this-will-get-us-some-cool-3z4w-23j

Look, if nothing else, this will get us some cool cross-promotional blue milkshakes. That in turn will give junior high students (okay, and us Buzzfeed readers) some nice material for crude smurf jokes.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ooo/look-if-nothing-else-this-will-get-us-some-cool-3z4w-23j Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:29:44 -0400 Look, if nothing else, this will get us some cool cross-promotional blue milkshakes. That in turn will give junior high students (okay, and us Buzzfeed readers) some nice material for crude smurf jokes. ooo adult Poster For Upcoming Smurf Movie Released http://www.buzzfeed.com/gackerman43/poster-for-upcoming-smurf-movie-released-3z4w-1c0

Poster For Upcoming Smurf Movie Released

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/gackerman43/poster-for-upcoming-smurf-movie-released-3z4w-1c0 Wed, 02 Sep 2009 08:19:25 -0400 Poster For Upcoming Smurf Movie Released gackerman43 adult SMURF = Sinister Minds Under Russian Forces. Ok,... http://www.buzzfeed.com/mediamaimonides/smurf-sinister-minds-under-russian-forces-ok-3z4w-kuw

SMURF = Sinister Minds Under Russian Forces. Ok, it was funnier when I made that up at age 8.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mediamaimonides/smurf-sinister-minds-under-russian-forces-ok-3z4w-kuw Wed, 02 Sep 2009 08:14:10 -0400 SMURF = Sinister Minds Under Russian Forces. Ok, it was funnier when I made that up at age 8. mediamaimonides adult Hollywood will not be satisfied until my entire... http://www.buzzfeed.com/bryantt/hollywood-will-not-be-satisfied-until-my-entire-3z4w-avg

Hollywood will not be satisfied until my entire childhood has been uprooted, raped, pillaged, burned, artificially sweetened, plasticized, repackaged, and sold back to me at 1,000 times the original cost.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/bryantt/hollywood-will-not-be-satisfied-until-my-entire-3z4w-avg Wed, 02 Sep 2009 01:52:00 -0400 Hollywood will not be satisfied until my entire childhood has been uprooted, raped, pillaged, burned, artificially sweetened, plasticized, repackaged, and sold back to me at 1,000 times the original cost. bryantt adult I feel like my childhood is stalking me. It's... http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/i-feel-like-my-childhood-is-stalking-me-its-3z4w-s5

I feel like my childhood is stalking me. It's over, childhood! I've moved on!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/junior/i-feel-like-my-childhood-is-stalking-me-its-3z4w-s5 Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:59:53 -0400 I feel like my childhood is stalking me. It's over, childhood! I've moved on! junior adult Oh god no. We spent so much time getting rid of... http://www.buzzfeed.com/davefriedel/oh-god-no-we-spent-so-much-time-getting-rid-of-3z4w-ajs

Oh god no. We spent so much time getting rid of this blue vermin years ago.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/davefriedel/oh-god-no-we-spent-so-much-time-getting-rid-of-3z4w-ajs Tue, 01 Sep 2009 23:36:56 -0400 Oh god no. We spent so much time getting rid of this blue vermin years ago. davefriedel adult i can haz smurf video game please? http://www.buzzfeed.com/lynneb/i-can-haz-smurf-video-game-please-3z4w-6ll

i can haz smurf video game please?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/lynneb/i-can-haz-smurf-video-game-please-3z4w-6ll Tue, 01 Sep 2009 22:11:46 -0400 i can haz smurf video game please? lynneb adult will it include the smurf village collectively... http://www.buzzfeed.com/mongoose/will-it-include-the-smurf-village-collectively-3z4w-856

will it include the smurf village collectively having their way with smurfette-the only female?

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mongoose/will-it-include-the-smurf-village-collectively-3z4w-856 Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:45:09 -0400 will it include the smurf village collectively having their way with smurfette-the only female? mongoose adult Raja Gosnel directed movies...... http://www.buzzfeed.com/plaidlemur/raja-gosnel-directed-movies-3z4w-s9

Raja Gosnel directed movies… Beverly Hills Chihuahua Yours, Mine and Ours Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed Scooby-Doo Big Momma's House Never Been Kissed Home Alone 3 We can only hope it lives up to the excellence of Beverly Hills Chihuahua.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/plaidlemur/raja-gosnel-directed-movies-3z4w-s9 Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:13:34 -0400 Raja Gosnel directed movies... Beverly Hills Chihuahua Yours, Mine and Ours Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed Scooby-Doo Big Momma's House Never Been Kissed Home Alone 3 We can only hope it lives up to the excellence of Beverly Hills Chihuahua. plaidlemur adult wow! this guy has a really amazing track record!... http://www.buzzfeed.com/bohren/wow-this-guy-has-a-really-amazing-track-record-3z4w-f8l

wow! this guy has a really amazing track record! just look at the great films he has directed!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/bohren/wow-this-guy-has-a-really-amazing-track-record-3z4w-f8l Tue, 01 Sep 2009 21:03:09 -0400 wow! this guy has a really amazing track record! just look at the great films he has directed! bohren adult I wish Hollywood would stop smurfing all over my... http://www.buzzfeed.com/mentalfork/i-wish-hollywood-would-stop-smurfing-all-over-my-3z4w-8cl

I wish Hollywood would stop smurfing all over my childhood memories.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mentalfork/i-wish-hollywood-would-stop-smurfing-all-over-my-3z4w-8cl Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:52:20 -0400 I wish Hollywood would stop smurfing all over my childhood memories. mentalfork adult It looks exactly like a Smurf, which is a good... http://www.buzzfeed.com/timm2/it-looks-exactly-like-a-smurf-which-is-a-good-3z4w-89j

It looks exactly like a Smurf, which is a good thing as far as I'm concerned. The Smurfs rule all your lesser 80s cartoons.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/timm2/it-looks-exactly-like-a-smurf-which-is-a-good-3z4w-89j Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:50:13 -0400 It looks exactly like a Smurf, which is a good thing as far as I'm concerned. The Smurfs rule all your lesser 80s cartoons. timm2 adult We need to ban the use of "say hello to my little... http://www.buzzfeed.com/urlsgonewild/we-need-to-ban-the-use-of-say-hello-to-my-little-3z4w-1k1

We need to ban the use of “say hello to my little friend” references in, like, everything. Forever.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/urlsgonewild/we-need-to-ban-the-use-of-say-hello-to-my-little-3z4w-1k1 Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:43:25 -0400 We need to ban the use of "say hello to my little friend" references in, like, everything. Forever. urlsgonewild adult