BuzzFeed - "Baguette Dropped From Bird's Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider" http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 01:10:35 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) As soon as squirrels start dropping fireworks on... http://www.buzzfeed.com/solgoode/as-soon-as-squirrels-start-dropping-fireworks-on-511g-l3h

As soon as squirrels start dropping fireworks on that thing, I'm on board with any conspiracy you throw at me.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/solgoode/as-soon-as-squirrels-start-dropping-fireworks-on-511g-l3h Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:01:53 -0500 As soon as squirrels start dropping fireworks on that thing, I'm on board with any conspiracy you throw at me. solgoode adult Clearly a nano-engineered bird sent from the... http://www.buzzfeed.com/nholland/clearly-a-nano-engineered-bird-sent-from-the-511g-2j

Clearly a nano-engineered bird sent from the future to prevent the creation of the Higs Boson. The baguette. Well the baguette was clearly delicious.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/nholland/clearly-a-nano-engineered-bird-sent-from-the-511g-2j Fri, 06 Nov 2009 01:20:27 -0500 Clearly a nano-engineered bird sent from the future to prevent the creation of the Higs Boson. The baguette. Well the baguette was clearly delicious. nholland adult An artistic rendition of what the bumbling bird... http://www.buzzfeed.com/penetration/an-artistic-rendition-of-what-the-bumbling-bird-511g-69s An artistic rendition of what the bumbling bird looked like. Please alert the authorities if you see him!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/penetration/an-artistic-rendition-of-what-the-bumbling-bird-511g-69s Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:38:41 -0500 An artistic rendition of what the bumbling bird looked like. Please alert the authorities if you see him! penetration adult I mean, birds hate womp rats, so... http://www.buzzfeed.com/joeyjoseph/i-mean-birds-hate-womp-rats-so-511g-193

I mean, birds hate womp rats, so…

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/joeyjoseph/i-mean-birds-hate-womp-rats-so-511g-193 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 22:35:51 -0500 I mean, birds hate womp rats, so... joeyjoseph adult The EXACT same thing happened to cosmic bird... http://www.buzzfeed.com/lookoverthere/the-exact-same-thing-happened-to-cosmic-bird-511g-j9q The EXACT same thing happened to cosmic bird during the big bang…uncanny

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/lookoverthere/the-exact-same-thing-happened-to-cosmic-bird-511g-j9q Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:59:19 -0500 The EXACT same thing happened to cosmic bird during the big bang...uncanny lookoverthere adult It must be the bird equivalent of shooting a... http://www.buzzfeed.com/brianh5/it-must-be-the-bird-equivalent-of-shooting-a-511g-uc7

It must be the bird equivalent of shooting a proton torpedo down an exhaust vent. Go Bird Skywalker!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/brianh5/it-must-be-the-bird-equivalent-of-shooting-a-511g-uc7 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:37:56 -0500 It must be the bird equivalent of shooting a proton torpedo down an exhaust vent. Go Bird Skywalker! brianh5 adult You know ... maybe they're on to... http://www.buzzfeed.com/robertm8/you-know-maybe-theyre-on-to-511g-uc6

You know … maybe they're on to something

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/robertm8/you-know-maybe-theyre-on-to-511g-uc6 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 19:29:22 -0500 You know ... maybe they're on to something robertm8 adult ...and somewhere in the future of some alternate... http://www.buzzfeed.com/d18matt/and-somewhere-in-the-future-of-some-alternate-511g-ar

…and somewhere in the future of some alternate dimension, someone is wonder why a baguette just fell out of the sky and hit them in the head.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/d18matt/and-somewhere-in-the-future-of-some-alternate-511g-ar Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:28:55 -0500 ...and somewhere in the future of some alternate dimension, someone is wonder why a baguette just fell out of the sky and hit them in the head. d18matt adult it's just like donnie darko, except the large... http://www.buzzfeed.com/conordaleh/its-just-like-donnie-darko-except-the-large-511g-anj

it's just like donnie darko, except the large hadron collider is donnie, and the baguette is the plane engine!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/conordaleh/its-just-like-donnie-darko-except-the-large-511g-anj Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:16:04 -0500 it's just like donnie darko, except the large hadron collider is donnie, and the baguette is the plane engine! conordaleh adult Oh...Baguette...not bagel. Never mind, it's... http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/ohbaguettenot-bagel-never-mind-its-511g-hpz

Oh…Baguette…not bagel. Never mind, it's all just a coincidence.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/ohbaguettenot-bagel-never-mind-its-511g-hpz Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:14:22 -0500 Oh...Baguette...not bagel. Never mind, it's all just a coincidence. ashleytalong adult Damn bagel eating time traveling birds! http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/damn-bagel-eating-time-traveling-birds-511g-hpz

Damn bagel eating time traveling birds!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/damn-bagel-eating-time-traveling-birds-511g-hpz Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:13:12 -0500 Damn bagel eating time traveling birds! ashleytalong adult OK, now I'm convinced there is time travel... http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/ok-now-im-convinced-there-is-time-travel-511g-b

OK, now I'm convinced there is time travel involved here. It is the only logical explanation.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/expresident/ok-now-im-convinced-there-is-time-travel-511g-b Thu, 05 Nov 2009 17:01:35 -0500 OK, now I'm convinced there is time travel involved here. It is the only logical explanation. expresident adult Speculation That Large Hadron Collider Being Sabotaged By Time Traveling Particles http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/speculation-that-large-hadron-collider-being-sabot-hpz buzzfeed.com ]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleytalong/speculation-that-large-hadron-collider-being-sabot-hpz Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:54:25 -0500 nonadult Terrorist Working On The Hadron Collider? http://www.buzzfeed.com/veronicabelmont/terrorist-working-on-the-hadron-collider-1n4 buzzfeed.com ]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/veronicabelmont/terrorist-working-on-the-hadron-collider-1n4 Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:54:25 -0500 nonadult