As soon as squirrels start dropping fireworks on that thing, I'm on board with any conspiracy you throw at me.
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2009-11/bread-lovin...
Science Buzz This thing can't seem to catch a break!
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As soon as squirrels start dropping fireworks on that thing, I'm on board with any conspiracy you throw at me.
Clearly a nano-engineered bird sent from the future to prevent the creation of the Higs Boson. The baguette. Well the baguette was clearly delicious.
An artistic rendition of what the bumbling bird looked like. Please alert the authorities if you see him!
I mean, birds hate womp rats, so…
The EXACT same thing happened to cosmic bird during the big bang…uncanny
It must be the bird equivalent of shooting a proton torpedo down an exhaust vent.
Go Bird Skywalker!
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Those particles have a mind of their own, sometimes.
…and somewhere in the future of some alternate dimension, someone is wonder why a baguette just fell out of the sky and hit them in the head.
it's just like donnie darko, except the large hadron collider is donnie, and the baguette is the plane engine!
Oh…Baguette…not bagel. Never mind, it's all just a coincidence.
Damn bagel eating time traveling birds!
OK, now I'm convinced there is time travel involved here. It is the only logical explanation.
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