Wait! is this the whale shark that's a shark? Or a whale shark that's a whale? 'Cause, if it's a whale shark that's a shark, it is in a strange category of its own. Doesn't eat meat, travels with its mate, looks good in brown spots.
BUT…if it's the whale shark that's a whale? Then, watch out for it because it will eat you. It's hungry a lot and it has great big teeth and it will eat you. Which is also funny, because I think it's the only whale that eats meat on purpose.
I used to get a lot of laughs when i said on porpoise, but, I told the joke at Marine Land once,and a bunch of porpoises jumped me and threw me into the whale shark's tank!
Thank God it was the whale shark shark, and they don't eat meat.
(but I got wet, anyway) d=))
