Top 5 Things Kobe Bryant Should Do After His Career

17 All Star appearances, 2 Olympic Gold Medals and 5 NBA Championships, that's easy. Figuring out what's next ain't a layup. Don't worry though, I got some ideas Kobe.

1. KAZAAM 2

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Kobe and Shaq back together. Plot: Shaq and Kobe are genies in New York City, just living life doing normal genie things when all of a sudden Phil Jackson calls them and needs their help to get the Knicks a championship. They show up to the basketball court but the Knicks aren’t there, it’s Michael Jordan and the Looney Tunes. They play the greatest basketball game of all time for 3 hours. Obviously, the soundtrack is by Sean Paul.

2. Kobe For President

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Kobe Bryant runs for President. No not of the United States, Trumps got that in the bag. But of the Los Angeles Lakers. He changes the system. No more point guards, forwards or centers. Just shooting guards. If a player passes the ball they are fired.

3. Join the cast of Game of Thrones

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Hear me out: not as a character, but as himself Kobe Bryant. He will go to Dorn and team up with Pau Gasol (again not as character but as Pau Gasol) and makes a run at the Iron Throne. They get it. Twice.

4. This is genius.

Kobe grows a mustache and changes his name to Bobe Kryant. Then re-joins the Los Angeles Lakers.

5. Ok never mind, this is genius.

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Introducing "Kobe!" Want to congratulate someone on a special achievement? Why send a card or flowers when you can send Kobe Bryant himself?? With Kobe! Kobe Byrant will show up at their doorstep, and when they answer he just says "Kobe!" and then leaves.