At Coachella, 2007, I was working security. Well I got my shoulder and knee dislocated because I had to pull some big fat bastard out of the crowd, because he was crushing the crowd and they were stepping on him. Two days, later during Rage against the machine, a pregant lady was pushed into the mosh pit and we rushed in to get her, so we had to fight off all these frenzied people to get her, with my reset shoulder and knee, then the fires started.
At Coachella 2008, I had to give resussitation to a dude ODing on heroine in the potapotties. Later on that day, I got harrassed by Kelly Osborne because I wouldn’t let her into Roger Waters tent, because she was appearently on a list, although she wasn’t on a list. The next day, I had to pull a dude in a wheelchair out of a mosh pit. On the last day, Kelly Osborne was suppose to sing with Mark Ronson. When I didn’t let her friends on the stage, so she started screaming at me, standing over the stair hung overhead and directly into my ear. I let her friends on, to rid myself of her, to which she responded by trying to make out with me. She stratched my face up with her huge diamond bracelet, while she tried to grab my face and turn it. Later that day, I stopped a rape, mid rape, in the tent area. Fuck your pussy ass stories.