Why did ya take away my Meh button? I had one left and this would have been a perfect waste.

I dont understand wtf I just read…

I worked security at Coachella; 07-08, honestly, it gets worse on sunday; because everyone is completely hung over and after watching two days of bands, thinks their genre historian. No more Coachella or SXSW for me. Going to Movement Detriot through.

Fucking loved Austin Stories!!!!!

What the hell are you talking about? If ya bought the 64 for anything other than starfox, goldeneye or zelda, then i know your lying. Btw, they made another Mario RPG, called paper mario. And FFVII isnt near the greatest game ever, or even in the Final Fantasy series. This is very much fail marketing research for your target demographic, King of Nerds.

Saw the line up. Lame up fuck all around.

TAKE MY MONEY!!!!

Fuck these fools. Now ask me how I really feel.

The second one is always better.

I was gonna post this but the last part messed it up. It should have all been stress.

stop trying to compare Breaking Bad and Malcolm In the Middle. Are you that lacking of creativity that you must be this literal?

I don’t understand whats happening at all.

Well that was tame compared to his other stuff, thankfully.

That baby is having a great time… trying to stop his hand rhyming.

Atleast its satire, whichmakes it ok. also, this reminds me that I need to masterbate today.

Without “Go Banana” this is not the best Ralphisms.

Marla Singer from Fight club. nuff said

I could see how some of these items don’t work alone. Like, I dont want to eat just hummus. Give me some starch atleast. And flintstones vitamins taste just like a Kool-Aid packet before you put it in the water and sugar.

Rape face, or rape gaze, is usually when an intoxicated or otherwise off kilter person, stares at you with longing deviance.