The Ultimate Drinking Game For The Ultimate Douchiness

Seeing the super wealthy flaunt their super toys and "obscene lifestyle" on CNBC's Secret Lives of the Super Rich can go one of two ways: You either feel inspired and love to watch! OR You feel rage and LOVE to #HateWatch. I hate to admit it, but even though salon.com calls it "non-stop douchiness," I LOVE to watch the parade of exotic cars, multi-million dollar mansions and super cray destinations that crash my TV screen every week. (Full disclosure: I swear it's not just because I am one of the show's producers) And I also must admit, I love when the super-rich take over my living room even more when I can turn it into a drinking game. So here we go... Break out the super juice of your choice & while you watch take a sip every time....

1. You hear the word SUPER... ANY time during the entire HOUR.

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Super this, super that... all super delicious when it's paired with a super strong sip of alcohol...

2. Whenever you see an Italian prancing horse (as in #Ferrari) or any expensive car with lots of horse-power (#Lamborghini, #Porsche, #Mercedes)

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.... even this Ferrari 458 Italia that makes you want to scream and drool all at the same time.. YEA, YEA, YEA these cars or gorge, but we need a few sips to acknowledge the fact that we may never actually park one of these babies in our driveway...

3. Whenever Super Broker Dolly Lenz walks into a mansion and says... 'Oh my god', 'this is amazing', or 'wow!'

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We love us some Dolly Lenz & after selling $8.5 billion in real estate, she could use a drink... Hey @IDollyLenz drink! (I bet she'd love this game... Next round on Dolly!)

4. Hell, why don't we make this fun and just take a sip every time they enter another room of a monster-mansion (can you say: "monster hangover?")

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Here's a mansion, there's a mansion, everywhere's a mansion mansion...

5. Whenever you hear another price tag that makes you seriously question your career choice...

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Hold up.. #PocketPorn you can't afford... WTF!

6. Everytime you see some F***ing horse worth more than you + your savings + anything you've ever owned.

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That's just horse sh�!!

7. and FINALLY drink every time you hear that taunting sexy female voice do it's "sycophantic chant" (thanks for that one salon.com!!)

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... Power.. Money.. and the Secret Lives of the #SuperRich... WE GET IT!!!!!

REMEMBER: Drink Responsibly... (and only the best) the Secret Lives of the Super Rich team does!