I had turtles in my backyard growing. Once witnessed a turtle humping a dead turtle.

Imagine them on a hot, summer day…

Way to go Oklahoma, my home state.

And notice some of these people have already reproduced.

Yo cookie boy, stop taking pictures and change that toilet paper roll!

Have your first aid kit handy!

Is a shrink ray included in the box?

Told you we should have used a condom!

In the south during bad weather you grab a case of beer with your friends and watch the storm on the front porch.