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Infographic: What New Names Was Osama Bin Laden Considering For Re-Branding Al-Qaeda?
Osama bin Laden was reportedly in the process of "re-branding" Al-Qaeda at the time of his death. He felt the name no longer caused fear and loathing the way it did circa 2001. Naturally, Unsolicited Drivel had a roving reporter (a goat) positioned on site outside of the world's worst terrorist's compound in Abbottabad and lucky for us, he grabbed a print-out of a chart out the trash. The terrorists all voted and here is how the new names they were considering fared...
Unsolicited Drivel: Cynical Lizard On Birth Control:
The Rush Limbaugh controversy continues. And Sandra Fluke did NOT publicly accept his apology on The View.
Herman Cain Was Unaware of Sexual Harassment Allegations As He Was Unaware He Was Running for President
Herman Cain can explain: He was unaware that allegations about his past inappropriate behavior would come to light, because he was unaware that he was actually running for president. Yes, you read that correctly.
What Should Michele Bachmann Do To Get Her Presidential Campaign Back On Track?
GOP Presidential hopeful Michele Bachmann was the corn dog flavor of the month last July, but now her campaign seems to be headed off the rails. So what should be her next move to get it back on track?
Cynical Lizard is Back!
Cynical Lizard is back and offering advice for life's complications.
Herman Cain is Surging in the Polls!
Latest poll results show Cain at 30% to Romney's 22%.
Our Photo Journal from Occupy Wall St. 10/1/11
We answered Anonymous' call to help get these images out to the general public because the media is ignoring this protest (for the most part).
Chris Christie is Definitely NOT Running for President
Chris Christie is not running for president, but if he WAS president, he might make some changes on Pennsylvania Avenue.
Cynical Lizard Asks:
Cynical lizard doesn't believe we'll notice a government shutdown.
How We Should Celebrate the End of Don't Ask Don't Tell
We like to celebrate the end of DADT accordingly, but we can't because of the Secret Service.
More Shockers From the Sarah Palin Tell-All Book!
New York – Author Joe McGinniss is an award winning political journalist with many years of experience, yet the Palin family is currently painting him as vindictive pervert over the upcoming release of his tell-all book about former half-term Alaska Governor Sarah... (Satire)
What Should Kate Gosselin's Next Reality TV Show Be?
We know that Kate can’t dance from her awkward stint on Dancing With the Stars, so what should her next TV show be? We have some suggestions! (Satire)
Advice for the U.S. Postal Service
The Postmaster General Patrick Donahoe spoke before the Senate this week to report that the U.S. Postal service was on the verge of financial collapse. He asked lawmakers for help to avert this disaster as the Postal Service was very near its borrowing limit. While its certainly understandable that they have faced an uphill battle with the popularity of email and competition from other delivery services, we couldn’t help but wonder if there were some internal improvements they could make...
Obama's B-Movie is Coming Soon!
I hope this new movie starring Obama as an action hero plays at Sundance!
First Look at Kim Kardashian's Wedding Album
Kim Kardashian's wedding has been bought and paid for by the media and now we get to see the pics!
GOP Candidate Michele Bachmann Promises to Restrict Earthquakes to the West Coast
Washington, DC - Politicians promise all kinds of things on the campaign trail to just get elected and now in addition to the promised chicken nuggets and tater tots in all school lunches daily, Rep. Michele Bachmann is promising today to restrict all future earthquakes to the west coast...
Pundit Believes Food Consumption at State Fair Will Determine Iowa Straw Poll Winner
DES MOINES, Iowa – Americans may think a candidate’s stance on the recent debt ceiling battle and plans for job creation will decide the winner at today’s Iowa Straw Poll, but at least one local insider believes the real deciding factor will be their food consumption at the Iowa State Fair...
Dumpster Diving Show to Be Next Reality TV Sensation?
Los Angeles – Could “freeganism,” also known as dumpster diving, be headed to your TV screen as entertainment?� If one Hollywood producer/pitchman has his way it will.
The Rebuild the Dream Rally 7/28/11
My report on the first ever press conference and rally of the progressive group The American Dream Movement (Rebuildthedream.com) led by Van Jones and regarding the debt-ceiling crisis.
We Have Rep. Bachmann's Doctor's Note
Many in the media have been trying to cause chaos for Michele Bachmann's campaign by reporting the notion that she would be unfit for the office of President of the United States if she spent much of her day on a fainting couch due to headaches. We obtained a scan of the document from the attending physician for our readers to decide for themselves about the congresswoman's condition. #satire