27 Fast Food Fasanations From Around The World

Ever wonder what McDonalds in Timbuktu serves? Look no further and get ready for some mouth watering Internast Food.

1. Germany - The Nurnburger

3 bangin' bratwursts smothered in mustard and grilled onions. Will send you looking for a toilet on the Nurburgring faster than a Lamborghini.

2. Taiwan - Rice Bun Sammy

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Name a meat and they'll slap it between two rice pucks.

3. Canada - McPoutine

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Science's #1 hangover cure and America's worst nightmare.

4. Greece - My Big Fat Greek Mac

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With tzatziki made fresh by Ronald McSpyros, you know this bad boy is a sure bet.

5. Malaysia - McGroul (Bubur Ayam)

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Rice Porridge topped with chicken matter, scallions, ginger, shallots, and chiles. I'm sure all three bears would be thrilled with this dish.

6. Israel - McFalafel

Looks good, but only three fifths of a falafel seems like kind of a rip off... and racist.

7. Japan - Bacon Potato Pie

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The Japanese don't play no apple pie. They want the real deal.

8. India - McCurry Pan

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This delicious curry seems to be served in Ol' Ronnies finest wooden dish ware.

9. Mexico - McDesayuno

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Nothing says buenos noches like refried beans and pico de gallo.

10. India - McMaharaja Mac

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Said to contain "Smokey Sauce", this eastern mystery may rub the genie out of your stomach lantern.

11. China - Sausage Double Beef Burger

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Leave it to the Chinese to conquer the best of both worlds. They've finally settled what we Americans have spent many Sunday afternoon barbecues arguing. The answer was in front of us the whole time.

12. Japan - Cheese Katsu Burger

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Basically a deep fried grilled cheese burger. Genius.

13. Norway - McAfrika

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If you think the name is odd coming out of the mouths of 7 foot Norwish, also consider that it was released in the heat of the 2002 South African Famine.

14. New Zealand - McKiwi

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Like many of you, I thought this sandwich would contain goat semen; a Kiwi's favorite food. It's actually toped with beetroot and "golden egg".

15. Hong Kong - Twisty Pasta Platers!

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Just like mom's home cooking. Why is it when 3pm rolls around I'm always craving Twisty Pasta.

16. What McTwisty Platters Actually Look Like!!!

Yummy!

17. Japan - Gracaro Burger

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This is a breaded shrimp and macaroni patty. Please contact your local state's representative and lobby for this to come to America. Immediately!

18. Germany - McCurrywurst

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Sausage and Tomato Sauce. The most humorless breakfast imaginable.

19. France - Croque McDo

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Like all things French, this sandwich is dumb and uninspired.

20. Switzerland - McFondue

Dipping Sauce Cauldron sold separately.

21. Philippines - Chicken McDo

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"What do you want from Mac Don's?"

"Fried Chicken and Spaghetti, Duh."

22. French Canadia - McHomard Lobster Roll

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If there is one thing you should trust less than French Canadians, it's McDonald's sourced Lobster.

23. Norway - McHklaskjfjals9wuthnc (Salmon Wrap)

Coming from Norway, I'm sure both flavors are passive aggressive and listen to Viking Metal.

24. Portugal (among other places) - McSuds

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Beer with fast food. Why didn't I think of that. Too bad the only thing on tap is McBudweiser Heavy.

25. Singapore - McDurryFlurry

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And for desert, Stink Fruit Pudding!

26. Thailand - Sweet Corn Pie

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Mmmm, hot corn filling.

27. USA - Fast Food Lasagna

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And the winner.