1. They're overly #blessed for being #born and #living.
2. Nonstop selfie posting.
3. They share a daily rant.
4. They haven't posted one interesting thing...ever.
5. They make passive-aggressive comments about "people" all the time.
6. They only share awkward inspirational memes.
7. They invite everyone to everything at every second.
8. They're constantly making grammatical errors.
9. And constantly correcting the grammatical errors you make.
10. They got married.
11. And then they had a baby.
12. They have comment conversations with their lover...and roommate.
13. Their life is too good and you can't handle the FOMO.
14. They never hesitate to post an embarrassing picture.
15. They tag you in things they think will make you "better."
16. And they make inappropriate comments in places where they aren't welcome.
