The People Who Join Your Band

If you've ever had to go outside your circle of friends to find a band-mate, these are the types of people you'll find.

1. Alcoholics

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Not the functional kind - the kind that trash your practice space, throw up in your car and start fights at gigs.

2. Whipped Dudes

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Girlfriend will come to practices (if she even lets him out of the house) and talk about how he is the best part of the band. Fights will ensue.

3. Criminals

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Go ahead, look them up online - you'll find drug dealers, thieves, perverts and more!

4. Creepy Old Guys

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Trying to hold onto their youth, they really don't fit in and are usually a bit scary.

5. Morons

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They can't play, are really dense, just don't fit in at all.

6. Squatters/Clingers

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They just never leave. It's like you're their parents or something. Forget kicking them out of the band, try kicking them out of your house!