BuzzFeed - UNAMERICANA http://buzzfeed.com/unamericana BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2013 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 20 May 2013 09:06:56 -0400 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) BuzzFeed http://www.buzzfeed.com/static/images/public/rss/logo.png http://buzzfeed.com/unamericana Does Justin Timberlake Use Marijuana? “Absolutely.” http://www.buzzfeed.com/dustytrice/does-justin-timberlake-use-marijuana-absol-21wj

That’s right, Justin Timberlake, boy band ingénue, actor, and all around nice guy, told Playboy that he uses marijuana to, well, relax.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dustytrice/does-justin-timberlake-use-marijuana-absol-21wj Tue, 14 Jun 2011 15:54:28 -0400 That’s right, Justin Timberlake, boy band ingénue, actor, and all around nice guy, told Playboy that he uses marijuana to, well, relax. dustytrice adult Pitt Bull's New Pool! http://www.buzzfeed.com/dustytrice/pitt-bulls-new-pool-21wj

Our pitbull, Zoey, has a brand new swimming pool to splash around in this Summer!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dustytrice/pitt-bulls-new-pool-21wj Sat, 04 Jun 2011 13:36:36 -0400 Our pitbull, Zoey, has a brand new swimming pool to splash around in this Summer! dustytrice adult Vote YES On Prop 19 to Legalize Marijuana http://www.buzzfeed.com/dustytrice/vote-yes-on-prop-19-to-legalize-marijuana-21wj

VOTE YES ON PROP 19 to Legalize Marijuana! Prop 19 is on the ballot in California and aims to control marijuana the same way we control alcohol. Find out more!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/dustytrice/vote-yes-on-prop-19-to-legalize-marijuana-21wj Fri, 15 Oct 2010 11:30:57 -0400 VOTE YES ON PROP 19 to Legalize Marijuana! Prop 19 is on the ballot in California and aims to control marijuana the same way we control alcohol. Find out more! dustytrice adult Sucker Kitty Can't Be Stopped http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/sucker-kitty-cant-be-stopped-1k2d

This is a video of my parent’s cat, Storm, licking a sucker! Over and Over and OVER! Very happy kitty! Adorable and Funny! JOY!

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/sucker-kitty-cant-be-stopped-1k2d Tue, 12 Oct 2010 20:20:00 -0400 This is a video of my parent's cat, Storm, licking a sucker! Over and Over and OVER! Very happy kitty! Adorable and Funny! JOY! unamericana nonadult BREAKING: Alvin Greene Can Read! http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/breaking-alvin-greene-can-read-1k2d

Mr. Greene should just fade away and resign himself to the fact that the only thing positive that will come out of this situation is that he is almost guarenteed to become the answer to an obscure Trivial Pursuit question in the not-to-distant future.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/breaking-alvin-greene-can-read-1k2d Mon, 19 Jul 2010 16:45:11 -0400 Mr. Greene should just fade away and resign himself to the fact that the only thing positive that will come out of this situation is that he is almost guarenteed to become the answer to an obscure Trivial Pursuit question in the not-to-distant future. unamericana adult Inside The Post-Apocalyptic Congressional Fallout Shelter http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/inside-the-post-apocalyptic-congressional-fallout-1k2d

Can you imagine the partisan hijinks that will occur once they are all sealed in? The late-night slap fights between Barney Frank and Michele Bachmann would be a thing of legend.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/inside-the-post-apocalyptic-congressional-fallout-1k2d Mon, 19 Jul 2010 16:41:45 -0400 Can you imagine the partisan hijinks that will occur once they are all sealed in? The late-night slap fights between Barney Frank and Michele Bachmann would be a thing of legend. unamericana adult One-Armed Man Charged With Unarmed Robbery In Springfield! http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/one-armed-man-charged-with-unarmed-robbery-in-spri-1k2d

Much like a Simpsons episode, the victim got his money back in the end.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/one-armed-man-charged-with-unarmed-robbery-in-spri-1k2d Mon, 19 Jul 2010 16:40:12 -0400 Much like a Simpsons episode, the victim got his money back in the end. unamericana adult 6-Year-Old Thug Put In Maximum Security Detention http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/6-year-old-thug-put-in-maximum-security-detention-1k2d

You know what they say: Spare the prod, spoil the child.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/6-year-old-thug-put-in-maximum-security-detention-1k2d Wed, 14 Jul 2010 11:41:00 -0400 You know what they say: Spare the prod, spoil the child. unamericana adult Michele Bachmann Fights To Unleash Cyber Attacks On Congress http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/michele-bachmann-fights-to-unleash-cyber-attacks-o-1k2d

If Michele Bachmann doesn’t get to use Skype, the cyber-terrorists have already won. When Michele Bachmann wants something, it’s unAmerican not to give it to her?

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/michele-bachmann-fights-to-unleash-cyber-attacks-o-1k2d Tue, 13 Jul 2010 12:50:26 -0400 If Michele Bachmann doesn't get to use Skype, the cyber-terrorists have already won. When Michele Bachmann wants something, it's unAmerican not to give it to her? unamericana adult Yankees Owner And Nixon Criminal George Steinbrenner Murdered By His Own Heart http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/yankees-owner-and-nixon-criminal-george-steinbrenn-1k2d

Personally, I remember George Steinbrenner for making illegal campaign contributions to Richard Nixon, getting caught, getting suspended from baseball and then getting an undeserved pardon from Ronald Reagan. He died of a heart attack, because his heart was sick of living a lie.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/yankees-owner-and-nixon-criminal-george-steinbrenn-1k2d Tue, 13 Jul 2010 10:46:20 -0400 Personally, I remember George Steinbrenner for making illegal campaign contributions to Richard Nixon, getting caught, getting suspended from baseball and then getting an undeserved pardon from Ronald Reagan. He died of a heart attack, because his heart was sick of living a lie. unamericana adult Holocaust Survivor Shakes His Booty! http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/holocaust-survivor-dances-through-auschwitz-1k2d

This is a celebration of life in a place famous for bringing death. Its really a statement about survival, and I think its a good reminder that while some people didnt make it out there were some who did. This dude survived and thats certainly worth dancing about.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/holocaust-survivor-dances-through-auschwitz-1k2d Mon, 12 Jul 2010 21:05:03 -0400 This is a celebration of life in a place famous for bringing death. Its really a statement about survival, and I think its a good reminder that while some people didnt make it out there were some who did. This dude survived and thats certainly worth dancing about. unamericana adult Rand Paul Is Sick Of Being Called A Right-Wing Lunatic http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/rand-paul-is-sick-of-being-called-a-right-wing-lun-1k2d

Boo-hoo. Maybe if these little racist tea party rallies the right-wing lunatics keep throwing weren’t packed with racist shitheads spouting numbskull bumper sticker flim-flam people wouldnt keep saying that the tea party was full of racists and right-wing lunatics.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/rand-paul-is-sick-of-being-called-a-right-wing-lun-1k2d Mon, 12 Jul 2010 17:07:30 -0400 Boo-hoo. Maybe if these little racist tea party rallies the right-wing lunatics keep throwing weren't packed with racist shitheads spouting numbskull bumper sticker flim-flam people wouldnt keep saying that the tea party was full of racists and right-wing lunatics. unamericana adult Alvin Greene Action Figures?!? http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/alvin-greene-action-figures-1k2d “Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That’s something that would create jobs.”

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/alvin-greene-action-figures-1k2d Mon, 12 Jul 2010 13:11:58 -0400 "Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That's something that would create jobs." unamericana adult Elton John Sounds Better With Assault Rifles! http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/elton-john-sounds-better-with-assault-rifles-1k2d

It’s hard to deny that karaoke is a hell of a lot cooler when you’re packin heat! I have officially changed my position on assault rifles and the 2nd Amendment after watching this video of Anthony from the “Opie and Anthony Show” masterfully belting out a karaoke rendition of Elton Johns “Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me” while armed to the teeth and waving guns around.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/elton-john-sounds-better-with-assault-rifles-1k2d Mon, 12 Jul 2010 11:46:06 -0400 It's hard to deny that karaoke is a hell of a lot cooler when you're packin heat! I have officially changed my position on assault rifles and the 2nd Amendment after watching this video of Anthony from the "Opie and Anthony Show" masterfully belting out a karaoke rendition of Elton Johns "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me" while armed to the teeth and waving guns around. unamericana adult Skinhead Who Plotted To Kill The President Wants Taxpayers To Remove His Nazi Tattoos http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/skinhead-who-plotted-to-kill-the-president-wants-t-1k2d

Should taxpayers pay to remove these Nazi tattoos or should we just wait and see how he handles gettin his salad tossed until he is 40?

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/skinhead-who-plotted-to-kill-the-president-wants-t-1k2d Sun, 11 Jul 2010 18:53:58 -0400 Should taxpayers pay to remove these Nazi tattoos or should we just wait and see how he handles gettin his salad tossed until he is 40? unamericana adult FL Senate Candidate Hates Terrorist Sorcerers http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/fl-senate-candidate-hates-terrorist-sorcerers-1k2d

Wake up America! Paiboon Sunthonchart Jr. has put this nations Governors and the United Nations on notice for the coming threat of car-raping sorcerer terrorists!

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/fl-senate-candidate-hates-terrorist-sorcerers-1k2d Fri, 09 Jul 2010 18:18:49 -0400 Wake up America! Paiboon Sunthonchart Jr. has put this nations Governors and the United Nations on notice for the coming threat of car-raping sorcerer terrorists! unamericana adult Orly Taitz Supreme Court Appeal! http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/orly-taitz-supreme-court-appeal-1k2d

Maybe when the Supreme Court smacks you and your Birther-Whackjob agenda down once and for all you will take a hint and go away forever.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/orly-taitz-supreme-court-appeal-1k2d Fri, 09 Jul 2010 13:55:07 -0400 Maybe when the Supreme Court smacks you and your Birther-Whackjob agenda down once and for all you will take a hint and go away forever. unamericana adult Glee Inspired Campaign Ad May Induce Vomiting http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/glee-inspired-campaign-ad-may-induce-vomiting-1k2d

Its like the 80s threw up a lost episode of “Kids Incorporated”.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/glee-inspired-campaign-ad-may-induce-vomiting-1k2d Fri, 09 Jul 2010 10:41:47 -0400 Its like the 80s threw up a lost episode of "Kids Incorporated". unamericana adult SF Tired Of Killing Your Hamsters http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/sf-tired-of-killing-your-hamsters-1k2d

The San Francisco Commission of Animal Control and Welfare wants to ban the sale of pets because they’re sick and tired of having to kill your hamster when you can’t take care of it.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/sf-tired-of-killing-your-hamsters-1k2d Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:57:59 -0400 The San Francisco Commission of Animal Control and Welfare wants to ban the sale of pets because they're sick and tired of having to kill your hamster when you can't take care of it. unamericana adult Learn How To Get Free $$$ From John McCain! http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/learn-how-to-get-free-money-from-john-mccain-1k2d

Matthew Lesko, the explosively excited madman in the question-mark suits, wants to show you how to get FREE MONEY FROM JOHN MCCAIN! It’s almost as easy as getting FREE MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT! FREE MONEY!!! AWWW!!!

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/unamericana/learn-how-to-get-free-money-from-john-mccain-1k2d Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:03:26 -0400 Matthew Lesko, the explosively excited madman in the question-mark suits, wants to show you how to get FREE MONEY FROM JOHN MCCAIN! It's almost as easy as getting FREE MONEY FROM THE GOVERNMENT! FREE MONEY!!! AWWW!!! unamericana adult