1. Ah, Whoopi.
The star who has it all. Literally. Oscar? Check. Grammy? Check. Tony? Check. Emmy? Check. Golden Globe? Check AND Check…she has two of those.
2. She’s a great actress, a superb host…but when it comes to fame and fortune…
Eh, it’s okay.
4. …and kept the hat on the whole night.
Imagine sitting behind her. But ya know what? Who cares? Not Whoopi. You can block my view anytime you want.
5. Speaking of the Tony Awards…
Not only has she won one, but she hosted them in 2008 in addition to having hosted the Oscars FOUR times. She LOVES an excuse to throw on a costume. Apparently, she brought this one from home. Just look at all the f*cks she gives.
6. She hosts The View…
A few other ladies are there too, but they seem to be dropping like flies. Whoopi? You mad?
10. Keep it up and SHE WILL TELL YOU.
She’ll tell you good. Every time. Whoopi wins. Alliteration always.
11. “Whoopi! Can you comment on your latest incident?”
“I already told you once.”
12. The ladies of The View love to dress up for an occasion…
Former Presidential Nominees? Not Whoopi.
15. Other than the President, why should she care? She’s Celie.
EVERYTHING YOU THINK ABOUT IS GONNA CRUMBLE
21. Sherri? Did you want to add something?
Rude. But, correct.