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1. The reaction to someone saying Aventura isn't really Miami
2. But then the struggle to actually drive anywhere past Bal Harbor
3. and WORSE: When FOMO takes over and you have to drive all the way to South Beach
4. The Fascination with Water Ways, its just so convenient!!!!
5. But all the while complaining and bitching about the Hookah at Q
6. Lets be serious though, we're too busy stuffing our face with chillers to care
7. Oh, and the CRAZY obsession with Miami Juice
8. While still knowing that you will run into everyone from Aventura including your old high school friend or last nights hook up
9. and expecting to wait 10754839 minutes for a table
10. Of course after you managed to get the valet to park your car or you found a parking spot on your own (SCORE!)
11. Wearing gym clothes all day acting like you worked out when you secretly didn't
12. Buying a membership at Equinox and promising you will go!
13. But its not your fault that things like froyo, beach, or the plan to go to Houston's gets in the way
14. Driving slow to see whose driving/running in the circle
15. Using "I have shabbat" for an excuse for everything
16. Developing intense road rage when November comes around, its just a mall g-d damn it!
17. Going to the Macabi Games to reunite with your high school Bffs
18. But then realizing, all you care about is the Arepas
19. And the latest nose job on that one
20. Don't get me started on the 18 year old engagements
21. Really? You guys started dating like yesterday
22. And he probably won't be able to drink legally at his wedding
23. D'lites is so like 6 years ago
24. Fuji Hana or Miami Juice #decisions
25.The rebel days in waterways, everyone hooked up in the dock at least once
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