Ten Reasons To Take Your Education Online

There are many advantages to taking your education to a virtual classroom.

1. You won't have to crane your head around the hip fedora in front of you.

Not even this dog looks as good as he thinks he does in a fedora.

2. No shoes, no pants, no problem!

Taking the A train to (no)Pantsville.

3. Front row seat (without the spittle).

Never pleasant, especially not up close and in slow motion.

4. The time it would take you to slog to class? Push that snooze bar 5 more times.

Rise and shine, grasshopper!

5. There’s no such thing as being late to your laptop.

This man has never been late in his life. Only early.

6. Taylor Swift playing on loop in the background. You know you want to.

Who, me?! No!

7. Rewind (or remix) your professor!

Exactly like this.

8. No one stealing the seat that was CLEARLY yours because you sat there last time.

Seat thief or actual student?

9. So cheap you can buy more Justin Timberlake albums.

Early Justin approves.

10. It's kind of a big deal.

I have many tabs open in my browser and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.