10. You see more than 3 pairs of Ugg Boots on your tour
9. The dining hall does not have unlimited coffee
You’ll need it.
7. Over half of the buildings were built in the 1970’s
Wood paneling shouldn’t be in one’s dining hall
5. Nowhere on campus makes you feel like you’re at Hogwarts
Your library will be the closest you’ll ever get to living at hogwarts
4. You reference the new Beyoncé album and the tour guide doesn’t laugh
3. The parking lot is full of sports cars
And you do not have a sports car.
2. The library is not open 24 hours
Trust me. You’ll need it.