#25 You and me have a date next week
#25 You and me have a date next week
I find it funny when people outside the US do the “I’m from (insert country) and we know more about your country than you do!” Our reply is on the lines of our laziness….and you are? (while looking at Google maps)
Plot twist - they’re not drunk
Remember when phone numbers started with 900/976 on late night TV…. Pepperidgefarm remembers…
Your local news at 10 Social media death threats are never acted upon And find out about your weekend forecast….
I thought 23 was pointing out smoking was hot.
Well, hello intronet facebook ladies….they call me Billy Q-tee.
Toaster the jerk office cat, lays right in the walkway. Does this “I’m so bored” stretch, then pet him and he snaps and claws at you.
Experiencing several hurricanes over the years, it is a deep loss and you overwhelmed on where to start. It usually takes years to recover, but these before and after shows it can be better than before. Wonder what happened to the statue at Breezy Point? Very iconic image.
Logitech makes some the best input devices. Solar powered bluetooth keyboard that can switch between 3 devices (iPad,PS3,Android phone) with a push of button. Give that design team a raise!
Dang it Christine, can’t drink till after 12pm….correction, it’s almost 12pm Central.
#6 lip balm to me doesn’t seem heal any faster than without, but it sure makes it shiny and more noticeable.
That guitar! I get it, I’m being punished by the guitar gods!
She has a natural beauty and a great figure. I really think she could get a lot more respect if she went with a classic look. She’ll get there one day, all of the shock entertainers (Elton John, David Bowie) eventually stopped with the outlandish outfits.
You had me at Ron.
I’d have it in sections with it shown under torn skin
I like how they make her do an imaginary wipe of sauce that was never on her leg. “just take a bite, and we don’t need you to speak”
You know the other pop artists are scrambling to try to top her. It really goes on between them. By 2014, there will be someone else ready to take her place.
self shots - from a 5 year old selfies sound cute, hearing or typing it from someone that is old enough, not so cute.
Love Tesla motors and that model S is just a thing of craftsmanship.
That’s for the “I don’t have anything to do all day” shopper. Most guys it is walk in get milk/bread/beer and checkout, DONE!
Postal showed up a year later… When you hit escape and selected to end the game the character put his shotgun to his mouth and stated “I have no regrets.” then pulled the trigger. It made GTA look like you were playing bumper cars at that time.
It’s cute when city youth think they’ve found something new.
Black killing black = no arrest or little media coverage. 24/7 news = Race issues gets viewers. Talk about for days, look at their own polls then crucify the one with lowest public opinion.
Dear Harry, I blue myself solo, it only took minutes to do, and I did not need a deep freezer. What were you thinking?
kids of the 70’s wanted one of these
100% of the truth
She paid us already for this photo shoot didn’t she? Yep… “Oh yeah, Mrs. Jenner your face and body skin matches.”
No, he was showing us the finger he uses when he gets no bars on his cell phone, I mean come’on he can go back to sex-ting now.
I can see this one being cute now because she’s younger, but after a few failed relationships, maybe some rehab or a few babies from other dads, she’ll be begging for the porn industry.
Jesus, Dad! It—it—it’s all they’re talking about! They—they—they haven’t said it on TV yet, but Uncle Hank says he was this major, major drug dealer! I-I mean, like, holy shit!
Over the summer the TV media has shown me how they see the rest of the world and how they want it to work. White Latino - even though you speak Spanish
White Asian - even though you were raised only by your Asian mother
White Indian - the less accent you have, the more you are
Any Latino defending himself = murderer
Any black defending himself = thug murderer
MSNBC = don’t let the facts distort an otherwise good racial story
CNN = race issues sell
FOX = race sells, edit protesting video to look more violent
Female & pretty = round the clock media coverage
Male over 35 with female under 32 = deviant sexual pervert
Female over 50 with males in their 20’s = a sexy cougar
Female teacher with multiple students = fired, moves out of state, hired again
Male teacher with one student = fired, prison 20 years
10 killings in Chicago in two days one being a 11 year old child = mentioned while commercial cuts in
It’s like trying to sell a 20 yr old a rock concert posters from the 60’s or a baby boomer a Super Nintendo. Depends if they grew up with it. 90’s memorabilia is slow creeping into the market.
Rock ice when I want a naked flavor or XL round ice to cut the stout.
Any clown period
When I first seen it “why is Simon Cowell wearing a Beetle-juice outfit and grinding against a rave dancer?”