BuzzFeed - Rob Mitchell

The Worst/Best/Worst Metal Video Your Friends Can't Stop Talkng About

Sat, 03 Dec 2011 09:22:10 -0500

I’m no expert on metal and/or metal related things, but I have a sneaking suspicions that Alternate Reality just found out about metal and druids within the last month or so.

"The King That Never Was" by Alternate Reality begs the question: What would life be like today if the sexy druid overlords had won?

"I Just Fucking Shot Myself!"

Fri, 08 Jul 2011 01:47:05 -0400

Yes. You did. You just fucking shot yourself.

DEERHUNTER: THE SHIRT

Sat, 18 Jun 2011 16:55:33 -0400

Three wolf moon is so 2009. The Rage Deer is on time. Get one for the wildlife enthusiast in your life.

Gon' to Wally Wally Wally Wally Wally Wally World!!!

Wed, 18 May 2011 19:07:31 -0400

“Wal-Mart” by Mr. Ghetto. Asses…he has them.

Yes, let's give him all the...

Tue, 03 May 2011 23:26:33 -0400

Yes, let’s give him all the credit.

"Yankin" by Lady: A Neo-Feminist Manifesto

Mon, 04 Apr 2011 23:01:28 -0400

This is Lady. And her pussy be yankin’. That is all.

Hey Champ - Neverest

Mon, 06 Sep 2010 06:46:30 -0400

Dolphin bewbs. NSFW.

"They Rape'n Ehrbody Out Heuah!"

Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:14:41 -0400

News report of an attempted rape in a Huntsville housing project. Rape is not funny, but somehow this is.

Star Wars Made in France

Thu, 14 Jan 2010 10:48:04 -0500

Maybe this is why George Lucas put the kibosh on the “Star Wars Christmas Special.”

Video Dating Complication of the Creepiest Dudes of the 80s

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 20:06:20 -0400

Apparently fun was “in” in 1986. No fatties, no hampsters, but Cosby sweaters are welcome to apply.

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"Stand Her Naked On a Sturdy Chair and Lick Her Between Her Legs"

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 16:50:04 -0400

What Women Really Want according to Davyo Thompson of Curl Up n Dye Salon. Good stuff here fellas. Listen up and get those chairs and towels ready.

Taylor Swift Pranks Keith Urban During End of Tour Show.

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:22:33 -0400

As much as I hate to admit it, this is a good prank. Great jorb, Taylor.

Jesco White, Dancin' Outlaw: Still Dancin'...still an Outlaw.

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:20:50 -0400

If you have been following the trials and troubles of Boone County West Virginia’s favorite son, Jesco White, this comes as no surprise. As well as his sister, Mamie, totally narcing him out on drug charges.

America We Stand As One

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 01:53:18 -0400

One can’t truly celebrate the true Americaness of this day without watching this web gem. Dennis Madalone, former Star Trek stunt coordinator and pre-irony age bandanaist, pulls out all the stops in this modern day holiday classic. Replete with plaintive flag clutching, spirit beings and an end credit reel that’s as long as the actual video. Fuck yeah.

You guys left out the best firework mishap video...

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 16:04:26 -0400

You guys left out the best firework mishap video of all time. Shame on you.

Everything I love in a band, but...

Thu, 25 Jun 2009 07:51:57 -0400

Everything I love in a band, but don’t.