Y2K has come and gone, but we won't ever forget what we went through. TWIX® destroyed its plans for TWIX® Bites because it refused to bow to our new computer overlords, but fortunately we were finally able to rebuild the hard drives.
At least the poop was virtual too. TWIX® was too broken up about the loss of its virtual pet back in 1996, but they've finally gotten over it and remembered what they're trying to do: release TWIX® Bites.
In your youth, you were the epitome of style. Don't let anyone tell you different, darling. Now that the hair spray's cleared, TWIX® is prepared to release TWIX® Bites. They're even better than your flattop was.
The '90s were a truly trying time. Now that TWIX® ditched that 56k connection, the plans for TWIX® Bites finally downloaded.
