Bah. Who beats Michael Bay in the mindless fun'n'explosions movie genre? No one! Other directors worry too much about “plot” and “emotion” and whatever.

Is that Tara Reid? I'm amazed she's still alive.

Last 10 full-length film or direct-to-video projects Michael Bay has/will produce:
A Nightmare on Elm Street(2010)
The Butcherhouse Chronicles
Fiasco Heights
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Friday the 13th (2009)
The Unborn
The Horsemen
From Script to Sand: The Skorponok Desert Attack
Our World
Their War Last 10 full-length film or direct-to-video projects Michael Bay has/will direct:
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Transformers
The Island
Bad Boys II
Pearl Harbor
Armageddon
The Rock
Bad Boys
Meat Loaf: Bat Out of Hell II - Picture Show
Playboy Video Centerfold: Kerri Kendall The only possible conclusion: Michael Bay knows really, really, REALLY bad stuff, that no one else knows, about the people who keep hiring him—or, possibly, he kidnaps the children of studio bosses and holds them until he's given work. Or maybe it's that a lot of the people in charge of these things are incredibly fucking stupid.