I'm the middle of the ocean, stupid Earth being 70% water.

I've checked several different sources but I'm still not 100% sure this isn't a massive hoax from The Onion

You're right the Pill is so wonderful for your health. Oh except that it nearly killed me with blood clots. Different methods work for different people. How about we all quit judging each other for your choices?

Has some one obnoxiously pointed out that Bob Hawke was a Prime Minister not a Premier?

1) Not bears, please stop saying that its really annoying.
2) there is a huge problem of chlamydia in the koala population in Australia. Apparently they are horny horny marsupials.

If she goes the Right will say she was drawing attention away from the Marines if she doesn't it will be that she hates the troops. This seems like a lose/lose for her.

Glad someone mentioned White Wine in the Sun, by Tim Minchin I am the biggest Scrooge in the world and that song makes me cry like a baby.

Ima need a tumblr of all the Beiber fans going off on her on twitter now.

Well now the Far Right are going to have to boycott KY