1. Remember THIS dude and his awesome spiky shell?
I mean, who doesn’t? He’s King Koopa, AKA Bowser, the main antagonist of the Super Mario Brothers Nintendo franchise. He’s one badass turtle. It’s no surprise that all the turtles I know want to be just like him.
2. And here’s every turtle’s chance to live out its dreams. Check out this Koopa-inspired turtle sweater:
Beautiful, isn’t it? I can’t look at it and not weep for joy. And if you happen to own a nerdy turtle who wants a sweater of his or her very own, the creator very kindly posted step by step instructions detailing how to make one yourself.
3. Now for the best part. Myrtle the model:
Looking fierce, Myrtle.