Remember The Turtle At The Bottom Of The Stack

Advice about friendship, in verse, presented by turtles and tortoises.

1. Remember the turtle at the bottom of the stack.

2. The one who carries you daily.

3. And remembers your birthday

4. And brings you booze

5. And won’t mind if you’re not scaly.

6. Be kind to the turtle at the bottom of the stack.

7. The one who meets you for tea

8. And will be your pillow

10. And from evil robots won’t flee.

11. Send love to the turtle at the bottom of the stack

12. Who misses you most of all

13. He’s a little bit weird

15. So he wonders why you won’t call.

16. Remember the turtle at the bottom of the stack

17. The one who wears the rad sweater

18. Who knows all the moves

19. And loves to hang out

20. Because you won’t find a friend that is better.

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