Tortoise Screams Obscenities The word on the street is that this tortoise seems to be yelling “b*tch” while mating with his girlfriend. ×

Tortoise Rides a Hovercraft Tortoises, unlike turtles, don't really like to swim. So it's only natural that they'd want to learn to drive a hovercraft. This little guy is getting some practice time on the floor before he gets his feet wet. Hur hur. ×

Giant Rodent Rides Tortoise To be honest, I'm not sure what kind of creature is riding that tortoise either. But in the animal world, tortoises must be the equivalent of taxi cabs. ×