• 1. “An apple a day is too much fruit.”

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  • 2. “A bird on the shell might be worth two in the bush if they ever bothered to pay for the ride.”

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  • 3. “Stop and nom the roses.”

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  • 4. “A spotted turtle cannot change its spots, but looks awesome anyway.”

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  • 5. “A thing of beauty is a turtle (and a joy forever).”

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  • 6. “Don’t count your tortoises before they hatch. They get angry about it.”

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  • 7. “Two heads are better than one.”

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  • 8. “A penny saved is a good size reference.”

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  • 9. “Hell hath no fury like a reptile scorned.”

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  • 10. “No man is an island, but some turtles are.”

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