BuzzFeed - turtlefeed http://buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2012 BuzzFeed, Inc. Mon, 13 Feb 2012 14:01:35 -0500 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) Robotic Tortoise Feeder http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/robotic-tortoise-feeder-ruc Adrian Tsang just took feeding tortoises into the 21st century. This clever tortoise feeder is made from Lego and programmed with Robot C. Using a color sensor, the robot follows a black track until a tortoise activates a second touch-activated sensor to distribute tortoise pellets. The best part? The tortoises already have figured out how to work this thing.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/robotic-tortoise-feeder-ruc Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:30:30 -0500 Adrian Tsang just took feeding tortoises into the 21st century. This clever tortoise feeder is made from Lego and programmed with Robot C. Using a color sensor, the robot follows a black track until a tortoise activates a second touch-activated sensor to distribute tortoise pellets. The best part? The tortoises already have figured out how to work this thing. turtlefeed adult Turtle Climbing Up The Wall http://www.buzzfeed.com/svoip/turtle-climbing-up-the-wall-4y59 The turtle is OK. It didn't fell on the ground.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/svoip/turtle-climbing-up-the-wall-4y59 Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:55:28 -0500 <strong>The turtle is OK. It didn&#39;t fell on the ground.</strong> svoip nonadult Happy Turtle http://www.buzzfeed.com/svoip/happy-turtle-4y59 That's the cutest turtle I've ever seen.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/svoip/happy-turtle-4y59 Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:59:23 -0500 <strong>That&#39;s the cutest turtle I&#39;ve ever seen.</strong> svoip nonadult Shanghai Airport Seizes 79 Turtles From Japan http://www.buzzfeed.com/apequake/the-chinese-government-hates-turtles-1bbq The Chinese government HATES turtles. Are they soulless?

A total of 79 illegal alien live turtles were intercepted by inspection and quarantine authorities Saturday at an airport in Shanghai.


At 0:38, I was sad enough to look up the ambassador's number to try to adopt the cute little guys.

Via: AssociatedPress

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/apequake/the-chinese-government-hates-turtles-1bbq Sun, 12 Feb 2012 13:36:02 -0500 <b>The Chinese government HATES turtles.</b> Are they soulless? apequake nonadult At this very moment? This. I am a nerd and... http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/at-this-very-moment-this-i-am-a-nerd-and-u3fb-ruc

At this very moment? This. I am a nerd and Steins;Gate really surprised me. (Don't ever look at spoilers for this show. Trust me.)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/at-this-very-moment-this-i-am-a-nerd-and-u3fb-ruc Wed, 08 Feb 2012 16:35:36 -0500 At this very moment? This. I am a nerd and Steins;Gate really surprised me. (Don&#39;t ever look at spoilers for this show. Trust me.) turtlefeed adult Bowser Actually Exists IRL http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/bowser-actually-exists-irl Quick, someone call Mario and Luigi !

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/hgrant/bowser-actually-exists-irl Wed, 08 Feb 2012 14:44:17 -0500 <b>Quick, someone call <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2010/12/mario-and-luigi-spotted-in-rea.php">Mario and Luigi</a>!</b> hgrant nonadult Turtles are excellent bowlers. In case anyone... http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/turtles-are-excellent-bowlers-in-case-anyone-u276-ruc Turtles are excellent bowlers. In case anyone wanted to know.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/turtles-are-excellent-bowlers-in-case-anyone-u276-ruc Wed, 08 Feb 2012 13:23:57 -0500 Turtles are excellent bowlers. In case anyone wanted to know. turtlefeed adult FYI. http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/fyi-u36u-ruc FYI.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/fyi-u36u-ruc Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:26:14 -0500 FYI. turtlefeed adult Do Not Take This Turtle&#39;s Picture http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/turtle-does-not-want-its-picture-taken-ruc He seems grumpy.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/turtle-does-not-want-its-picture-taken-ruc Wed, 08 Feb 2012 11:08:31 -0500 He seems grumpy. turtlefeed nonadult The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, by L. Frank Baum. It... http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/the-wonderful-wizard-of-oz-by-l-frank-baum-it-u15v-ruc The Wonderful Wizard of Oz , by L. Frank Baum. It sounds like a simplistic choice, but what was originally childhood nostalgia grew into appreciation for the author's politics and the book's role in the modern fairy tale movement. (It's not a Populist allegory, by the way.)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/the-wonderful-wizard-of-oz-by-l-frank-baum-it-u15v-ruc Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:03:52 -0500 <i>The Wonderful Wizard of Oz</i>, by L. Frank Baum. It sounds like a simplistic choice, but what was originally childhood nostalgia grew into appreciation for the author&#39;s politics and the book&#39;s role in the modern fairy tale movement. (It&#39;s not a Populist allegory, by the way.) turtlefeed adult His inspiration, obviously. http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/his-inspiration-obviously-u0oy-ruc His inspiration, obviously.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/his-inspiration-obviously-u0oy-ruc Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:39:31 -0500 His inspiration, obviously. turtlefeed adult These little guys would appreciate it if you used... http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/these-little-guys-would-appreciate-it-if-you-used-tzk1-ruc These little guys would appreciate it if you used a different term to describe Madge's crotch. They get teased enough as it is.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/these-little-guys-would-appreciate-it-if-you-used-tzk1-ruc Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:49:20 -0500 These little guys would appreciate it if you used a different term to describe Madge&#39;s crotch. They get teased enough as it is. turtlefeed adult Nuh uh. The future is bright and full of turtles. http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/nuh-uh-the-future-is-bright-and-full-of-turtles-tz4e-ruc Nuh uh. The future is bright and full of turtles.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/nuh-uh-the-future-is-bright-and-full-of-turtles-tz4e-ruc Sun, 05 Feb 2012 16:39:21 -0500 Nuh uh. The future is bright and full of turtles. turtlefeed adult Tortoise Plays Football http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/tortoise-plays-football-ruc Human beings aren’t the only ones excited about the Super Bowl.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/tortoise-plays-football-ruc Sun, 05 Feb 2012 11:09:45 -0500 <b>Human beings aren't the only ones excited about the Super Bowl.</b> turtlefeed nonadult Dog Rides A Tortoise Chariot http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/dog-rides-a-tortoise-chariot-ruc Here is a dog sitting in a chair pulled by a tortoise. A tortoise chariot, if you will. Is this the evolution of the dog riding the tortoise taxi , or the historical antecedent? Please watch and clarify this matter for me.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/dog-rides-a-tortoise-chariot-ruc Sun, 05 Feb 2012 01:40:50 -0500 Here is a dog sitting in a chair pulled by a tortoise. A tortoise chariot, if you will. Is this the evolution of the dog riding the <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/dog-rides-tortoise-ruc">tortoise taxi</a>, or the historical antecedent? Please watch and clarify this matter for me. turtlefeed nonadult Tortoise Eating Things: A Dramatic Time-Lapse http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/tortoise-eating-things-the-dramatic-cut-ruc We have all asked ourselves whether the already impossibly cute videos of turtles and tortoises eating could be improved upon. I say yes, yes they can, and present you with the following spin on the genre. Strawberries included.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/tortoise-eating-things-the-dramatic-cut-ruc Fri, 03 Feb 2012 17:15:42 -0500 <b>We have all asked ourselves whether the already impossibly cute videos of turtles and tortoises eating could be improved upon.</b> I say yes, yes they can, and present you with the following spin on the genre. Strawberries included. turtlefeed nonadult THIS. It&#39;s a great movie, but oh God, not... http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/this-its-a-great-movie-but-oh-god-not-tvfg-ruc

THIS. It's a great movie, but oh God, not Artax. :(

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/this-its-a-great-movie-but-oh-god-not-tvfg-ruc Thu, 02 Feb 2012 18:25:12 -0500 THIS. It&#39;s a great movie, but oh God, not Artax. :( turtlefeed adult Also, this. Actually, you will not be surprised to... http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/also-this-actually-you-will-not-be-surprised-to-triq-ruc Also, this. Actually, you will not be surprised to learn that many turtles live with me. I will refrain from posting pictures of all of them.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/also-this-actually-you-will-not-be-surprised-to-triq-ruc Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:03:50 -0500 Also, this. Actually, you will not be surprised to learn that many turtles live with me. I will refrain from posting pictures of all of them. turtlefeed adult Just to clarify, I am the grumpy looking dude on... http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/just-to-clarify-i-am-the-grumpy-looking-dude-on-triq-ruc Just to clarify, I am the grumpy looking dude on the bottom, and the little green guy is clearly my pet. (You buy that, right?)

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/just-to-clarify-i-am-the-grumpy-looking-dude-on-triq-ruc Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:57:43 -0500 Just to clarify, I am the grumpy looking dude on the bottom, and the little green guy is clearly my pet. (You buy that, right?) turtlefeed nonadult Oh, come now. Everyone knows these guys are the... http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/oh-come-now-everyone-knows-these-guys-are-the-tqep-ruc Oh, come now. Everyone knows these guys are the biggest boobs on tv.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/turtlefeed/oh-come-now-everyone-knows-these-guys-are-the-tqep-ruc Mon, 30 Jan 2012 18:30:18 -0500 Oh, come now. Everyone knows these guys are the biggest boobs on tv. turtlefeed adult