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turkeysub3000

I came to this planet of my own free will. I am of sophisticated technology and the finest condiments. I have been known to weaken men to infantile status when I grace their presence. I am Turkeysub3000, a cyborg-hoagie that cannot be eaten, and yet stirs the appetites of the world's denizens into destructive frenzy. Join me, or perish at the hand of your own GI tract, which will undoubtedly invert itself and digest you into nothingness.

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