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    • Turkeylegs

      I mean.. Love the use of vocab but if this 5/10 emailed me this shit.. I would switch her douche with mace so fast. Sadly, she probably wouldn’t notice given her Sandals beaches vag already requires industrial strength.
      Little girl, you go to UMD. You want to cunt out with your front out? Head south. If you’re confused about where that is, it’s down.. That place where the Sigma Nu dare not go… No one wants to get bit back.

    • Turkeylegs

      I mean.. Love the creative use of vocab but if this 5/10 emailed me this shit..Iwould switch her douche with mace so fast. Sadly, she probably wouldn’t notice given her Sandals beaches vag already requires industrial strength.
      Little girl, you go to UMD. You want to cunt out with your front out? Head south. If you’re confused about where that is, it’s down.. That place where the Sigma Nu dare not go… No one wants to get bit back.