12 Little White Lies Everybody Tells At The Doctor's Office

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"Nope, I'm good!"

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"I'll just read this gastrointestinal chart and eight-month-old issue of Family Circle."

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"Oh, yes. Very."

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"I think I'll wear these electrodes out, if you don't mind."

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"Nah, I have a very high tolerance for pai—"

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"—ow ow, ouch, ow..."

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"Eight hours, for sure."

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"If you count when I put my phone in sleep mode...."

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"Oh yeah, I work out every morning before breakfast."

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"...And sometimes during."

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"Oh, very healthy. I eat a lot of vegetables."

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"Sometimes more than one serving!"

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"Oh, just one."

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"OK, maybe two."

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"Like, how often do I have one in my hand?"

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"Ohhh, like how often do I drink?" 😅

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"Yup, this urine sample is coming along GREAT."

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"Nothing weird about this at all."

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"Sounds good."

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*gurghiglarinschghghgh*

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"I don't go a day without flossing."

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"Unless I forget."

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"Probably last October when he made a house call."

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"He accepted my insurance — and my M&Ms."

Starting in 2015, you'll have to report your health insurance status on your tax return. Are you covered? Explore your options today at TurboTaxHealth.com.