1. “Can I touch it?”
Not if you enjoy having hands.
2. “Do you wash it?”
Yes, because hair this fabulous needs the UTMOST care and attention.
4. “How long does it take to get your hair like that? Must take forever!”
Actually, no. I have just as much time in a day as you and Beyoncé.
8. Whenever you change your hairstyle: “Every time I see you, your hair looks so different!”
How fascinating. Please, tell me more!
9. “I don’t know how you have the patience. I couldn’t do it!”
10. “It’s soooo thick!”
Weeeeelp, I woke up like dis. Literally.