Now that Rubio has confirmed that he’s a giant bigot will Buzzfeed finally stop slobbering all over this guy’s knob?

Yeah, he’s amazing. Best casting ever. But he’s not actually perfection; this post made me realize his nose is crooked. I wonder how they’re going to explain a broken nose on Superman?

Down On One Knee Guy was actually funny. The rest… yeesh. That poor woman.

It was genius this evening.

I was beaten and stabbed by some homophobic thugs when I was just walking home from a movie a few years ago. I used to avoid that street corner for years even though it’s just a couple of blocks from my home. I think I’ll go plant a pansy there now.

What an irrelevant hateful dingbat.

What he hell is up with his hair this season? How does Darryl find time to dye it in the Zombe Apocalypse?!

This chick should have been doing her job and listening to the presentation instead of eavesdropping on conversations and taking photos of strangers and trying to publicly shame them on Twitter.  If she was my employee I would have fired her for being more concerned with manufacturing drama than acting professional.

I’m starting to think Buzzfeed is one of the dumbest places on the internet. Is this place just stealth-marketing for the rapidly imploding Republican party?

Still ruins every movie he appears in.

It’s hilarious that the GOP keeps trotting out this moron to rile-up their base. Yes, GOP, an incomprehensible pandering grifter is EXACTLY what you need to broaden your appeal and gain new voters. It is odd to see Buzzfeed falling for her tired old routine however. Surely there aren’t that many idiots working for this website?

I was at the cabin one summer and went into town to see a movie with my Mom. The only thing playing was the Sex in the City movie. I’m gay, she’s cool, it’s a chick flick so I figured it would be ok. 40 minutes later there’s a GIANT STEAMY WET 40 FOOT HIGH SHLONG on the screen and I’m choking on my popcorn.

Um, those are just his lips.

Thank you! I’ve been looking for something just like this. :)

Condoms were invented for a reason. I blame Conservatives for this mess.

Now I really want to know the what kind of germs and chemicals were in that bottle after 20 years.

He brought nothing new to the table - no solutions. Just lies, whining and flop sweat.

There is not a single drop of wit or satire in his blog posts. Just pure unadulterated hate for the people who provided him with an income. What a twit. Oh well, at least he has more time to focus on his true calling as a white rapper.

Is God telling you to not murder people the only thing stopping you from murdering people?! Genius. It’s frightening that there are so many people who are so stupid that they require an imaginary friend to keep them from cracking open skulls and feasting on the goo inside.

I’m glad my cat isn’t smart enough to figure out that move.